Take Me To Your Breeder by James Lafond

[On When God Comes Back and Sees the Planet] “What the **** did you do? I gave this to you mother*******! Are you crazy? The polar bears are brown! What did you do to the polar bears?
–Louis C.K.
In this unique, fictional work, James Lafond attempts to dive into the mind of a well-traveled, extraterrestrial who encounters the human world. This alien being, who was deemed unfit to remain on his home planet, was still philosophically leagues ahead of the human race.
With a philosophy not corrupted by the human perspective, he delves into what the extraterrestrial would attempt to accomplish, compatibility of alien and human psychology, and his mark left on the world, which man largely took credit for or attributed to God.
Lafond’s writing is comedic and easy to read. Take Me to Your Breeder is a short piece challenging the lunacy of the human existence. A very intriguing read which will add a few hours of enjoyment to your week.
Note: After reading Take Me to Your Breeder, and also knowing Mr. Lafond closely, I wonder if this is a fictional piece or an auto-biography. To purchase this book click here or at the link below and to read anymore of his work visit www.jameslafond.com.
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